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you don’t have a plan? if you don’t have a plan we’re dead!

(Source: oswaldess)

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  1. The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  2. The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  3. The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  4. The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  5. The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  6. The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  7. The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  8. The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
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occidentalthoughts:

life-live-learn-seek:

Me

Literally happened to me in primary school.

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers)

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slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

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kingcheddarxvii:

People on here always postin pics of their pets like they got nothin else to post. Like do you think I even care about pics of your pets? Well I do. Please keep posting pics of your pets